stormingthefloor:

LOLTyshawn is proud of himself.

Gotta be kind of hard to enjoy sports, Twitter, or life if you’re constantly worried about what some drunk asshole on Twitter has to say. My advice to Darren Rovell is to HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME and have a Dr Pepper, friend!

theautoinsider:

Snap of the Day: Slideways.

– via

Damn, talk about a murderer’s row of online sportswriting.

jamiemottram:

FanHouse, 2006-2010 (pictured: pre-launch mock from the summer of ‘06)

And a bonus sampling of the early roster (there were many, many others):

Bethlehem Shoals (FreeDarko)
Brian Cook (MGoBlog)
Eamonn Brennan (ESPN)
Enrico Campitelli Jr. (The 700 Level)
Eric McErlain (Off Wing Opinion)
Greg Wyshynski (Puck Daddy)
Ian Cohen (Pitchfork, Spin)
J.E. Skeets (The Basketball Jones)
J.P. Press (Japers’ Rink)
Jack Kogod (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
James Mirtle (Globe and Mail)
Jason McIntrye (The Big Lead)
John Ness (NBC)
Jon Bois (SB Nation)
Marcel Mutoni (SLAM)
Matt Ufford (Kissing Suzy Kolber, With Leather, Warming Glow)
Michael David Smith (FanHouse)
Alana Nguyen (YardBarker)
MJD (Shutdown Corner)
Nate Jones (Goodwin Sports)
Ryan Corazza (ESPN)
Ryan Wilson (FanHouse)
Spencer Hall (Every Day Should Be Saturday)
Stephanie Stradley (Houston Chronicle)
Tom Fornelli (CBS Sports)
Tom Mantzouranis (FanHouse)
Tom Ziller (SB Nation)

Bob.

I WANT A FUKKIN PUPPY NOW, LIKE, EVEN MORE THAN USUAL. BRING ME A PUPPY.

sorryyourheinous:

This is keeping me going today. [source]

paulscheer:

This will be taken down immediately, so watch it while you can, it’s amazing! 

woodenvagina:

thedailywhat:

Spoiler Alert of the Day: Animator Edmund Earle, working in his spare time over the course of two months, put together this glorious alternate ending to the upcoming live-action/CGI-hybrid adaptation of The Yogi Bear Show.

cc: Tim Heidecker.

[reddit.]

Fucking. compelling.

Reposted with love.

Solid advice, son.

bobbybigwheel:

[I made this comment in Drew’s post about why not being rich sucks in America.  Here are some ways to make not being rich a little easier on yourself.  It’s been edited somewhat from its original version.]

If you’re in high school, here are four steps you can take to make your future a little less horrifying:

1. Go to college on the cheap. If you’re smart, you can get a full ride to a lot of different schools. Arizona State gave me a full ride and I didn’t even apply. You may think dipshit private school is the best route to success, but those student loans, which seem like Monopoly money when you borrow them, become all too real when you graduate. Nobody will give a shit where you went to school five years after you get your degree, and this has been borne out empirically. Anecdotally, I know a 27-year-old millionaire who barely graduated from art school, and plenty of Ivy League washouts.

Still, I highly advise going away to college.  It’s your only chance to have four years of wild parties, casual sex and minimal consequences. 

2. Start saving as soon as you graduate. If you do step one, hopefully your student loans won’t be too bad. Stay current on paying those back, then start saving as much as you can. Max out your Roth IRA/401(k) As you know, you have to pay an income tax, which is either a necessary part of being part of a modern regulatory state (for Democrats) or socialism (for Republicans). Well, the IRS will let you stash some of your pre-tax income away into a savings account, which can then build up tax-free over time. Compound interest is fucking sweet, and if you max out your Roth IRA/401(k) you can retire early.

And max out your Roth IRA/401(k) BEFORE you have kids, because once that happens you’ll need that money for them. Kids take all your fucking money.  If you want to have kids, of course.  Not having kids certainly makes life easy.

3. Don’t get divorced. Getting divorced is another great way to end up broke. Live with a girl for a year before you propose to her.

4. Don’t spend money on things. Things won’t make you happy. Status won’t make you happy. A car won’t make you happy, and it’s the worst investment you can make with your money.  Buy used; Carfax is the shit. 

But, great experiences will make you happy. A road trip to an SEC football game with your college friends will be cheaper and way more fun than a $1000 TV.  If you have money left over, make sure you use it to spend time with friends or family.

Obviously, not everyone can follow this advice to a T, but it’s a good start to make it so that, even if you’re not rich, you’re not miserable.

\m/

matt-t:

Has this already been done?